Men are like batteries. No matter the brand, they’re all the same. You try & make them last… You take them out, you flip them, etc. But eventually they die and you have to replace them. What’s worse is the lithium batteries. With these you spend time charging and charging and charging until eventually they die, just like the others… Only years later. Fuck men and fuck batteries. I’ll stay single with a new found appreciation for power cords.